Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

Nicaraguan Stop Sign

Following the creation of a prolapse in a woman’s rectum. The male counterpart then inserts a yellow Xanax tablet (also known as a school bus) then slaps and pushes the prolapsed anus back inside of the woman’s rectal cavity.

Ex: Wow, I was unsure at first when Justin said the Nicaraguan stop sign required a prolapse, but the school bus helped with the recovery.

by President Daniel Ortega September 3, 2021

Nicaraguan Happy Meal

A bunch of bananas containing a very large and very angry spider.

Pedro just opened up a Nicaraguan happy meal and got his finger taken off by the toy surprise!

by Hydra Shaftoe February 26, 2010

nicaraguan necktie

A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.

That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.

by Rev.Chez January 26, 2009

Nicaraguan Deathspike

When a girl defecates on a guys penis during anal.

Friend 1: bro what happened with you and Amy?
Friend 2: dude she gave me Nicaraguan Deathspike, I left her that night!!!!

by Bertram buttersworth May 14, 2023