happy new beer

the first beer on the new year.

John celebrated 2014 morning with a happy new beer.

by Cocheze January 1, 2014

Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.

Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!

by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014

Happy New Years

An expression that's said when a male's genitalia (namely, their testicles) reach maturity. In colloquial terms, when "the balls drop". This term is said when such a moment occurs for a male, typically when among a group of his male friends.

Dave: "Happy New Years!"

Steve: "Nigga what the hell was that for?"

Tony: "Don't worry about it, his balls just dropped" *slow claps*

by TheKhanOfKhans April 21, 2015

happy new-day

when ur birth day iz on january 1st both ur birthday and the start of the new year

my friends micthie b-day is on january 1st and i wanted to say both happy new year and happy birthday to him so i just said happy new-day

by Danyelle monroe January 1, 2009

Happy New Year

A phrase a girl says when she wants to give someone head.

(Girl suddenly feels the urge to give someone a blowjob)
"Happy New Year!"

by crayman777 February 5, 2012

New York Happy Meal

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!

Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011

happy new haircut

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.

Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.

by Jags1876 February 17, 2015