nevell

To solve all your problems by either staring into space, talking to yourself until the questioner goes away, making water dripping sounds, or a combination of all of them. It never works and you only cause more trouble and everyone assumes you are retarded, but it keeps you from having to deal with day to day problems.

Ernie: Hey Dana, i need this report by...

Dana: *poink* dah, dum dah....

Ernie: Don't be a nevell, man! I need this!

Dana: How many marshmallows are on the ceiling? Dah dah dah...

Ernie: Fuck it. I'll get someone else to do it, you nevelling son of a bitch..

by The Wilson Effect July 25, 2008

Fwevel The Nevel

To stimulate the phallus in any way.

I gave this wench a handful of quavers for her to fwevel the nevel.

by I’m Usain Bolt April 27, 2021

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate whilst spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bitch.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

Nevel Longbottomed

When an unattractive pre teen goes through puberty and becomes a sexy beast.

Taylor: Is that Rob?

Kristen: Yeah.

Taylor: Wasn't he kinda ugly?
Kristen: Yeah, he totally got Nevel Longbottomed.

by Purplepumpkin July 01, 2015

harrison nevel

stupid youtuber who buys overpriced things and thinks he's cool.

"you are stupider than harrison nevel."

by mrboylikestowearamonicle November 02, 2019

Nevels

One of the most scientific, influential and utterly awesome people on the planet, usually thought to be an intergalactic traveler.

Damn! That Nevels just destroyed the whole room of debaters by arguing their point better than they did and then smashing it with his points.

by Skipper13 June 08, 2020