by NutInMyEye February 3, 2019
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man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
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by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018
Get the nottingham high school mug.A person, most commonly female, who is or was a Russian national that has resided in numerous countries to attain numerous citizenship papers, work visas, passports, education, and has a framework of identities, which could even include people for assisting in manipulating the mindset of others over the long-term, to achieve a goal to eventually marry (and possibly divorce) for devious reasons, most likely financial.
Joe: "My Russian neighbor's American girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful woman from the UK. She's from London, England and just moved to New York. Her name is Ann Chapman has a Russian accent, well educated, and has been all over the world! I think I want to marry her."
Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"
Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"
by Username_00001 May 31, 2019
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Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.
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Man, I just Natted. It was spectacular.
Shh! I'm about to Nat.
Man, I just Natted. It was spectacular.
Shh! I'm about to Nat.
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