Nerm

Liquids that come from one’s tiddy (specifically a male).

The word Nerm comes from the combination of nipple and sperm.

Ahh shit, Wilson, what’s that liquidity stuff coming from your tit?

Ahh. It’s just some Nerm.

by La_Bum_ January 11, 2020

Nerm

The act in which a dead (splay-legged and splay-armed) body falls from a set of rafters, and lands unerringly onto a living person.

Jessica entered the studio, letting out a sigh of relief. It had been a hard day at work, and she was ready to sit down with some chai, her painting, and some good old Lionel Richie. As the door clicked shut, and the lock sunk home, the body of her former boyfriend slipped free of it's temporary home, and nermed her hard, across her shoulders.

by Matthew Li Shy January 10, 2014

nerms

weed; nugs of good weed. Variant of preems.

Let's cop some of them nice nerms.

by GrapeCrush August 2, 2009

nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021

nerm dick

Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all

You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!

by Kopitt November 4, 2021

Nerming

The act of snuggling

Ex: The cat was nerming under the covers. Oh how nermible! (Snuggly)

by Cattelover August 29, 2018

Nerms

Nerms means something that is "Totally normal" or "so normal" even though it's probably not.

"We are totally Nerms" or "this tree is so Nerms" is a good example.

by The Ultimate Silli March 16, 2024