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A type of guy you never want to loose. He is the most respectful,caring,smart,and funniest person in the world. And of course is cute (hot). If a Neil ever asks you out say yes he will change your world for the better. If you say no you will regret it soon after.
Neil is so hot,can he just ask me out already.
Neil by Mackenzie B-K May 2, 2018
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Someone everyone should love and i love a lot hes so funny and talented and i would do anything for him please marry me
wow did you see neil go to that party!”
“yeah they looked hot
neil by notandrewburnham June 11, 2021
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
Neil by sneaky leeky January 5, 2010
a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.
Neil is awesome
Neil by demolsher2005 May 4, 2018
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
neil by jabrony September 30, 2007