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Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
by babyuf123 April 28, 2014
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negative distance

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.
Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.
by antgg February 2, 2010
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General Negative

1) Someone who always give negative responses when asked about anything.

2) A pessimistic person. Always think about the worst.
1)Person A : Let's go out for dinner later?

General negative : No,I can't go out.
Person A : How about tomorrow?
General negative : Nope, impossible.
Person A : HOW about the day after?
General negative : Negative.

2) When visiting a friend in hospital, he'll probably say something like "Oh damn, you are going to die."
by LuLIzFine September 10, 2009
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negative waves

Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.

also known as: NG Waves
"Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Oddball (Kelly's Heroes 1970)
by a loser July 6, 2004
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negative diff

the term negative diff refers to when a character/verse can beat another character/verse so easily/badly, it would be harder for them to keep said other character/verse alive.
"bro, Dragon ball negative diff's marvel"
"nah"
by doc of derp December 21, 2022
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negative IQ

An invisible beam emitted form the brains of stupid people such that you feel dumber when they enter a room.
"He radoiates negatove IQ.. I can feel myself get dumber everytime I see him.
by Paulzerz September 20, 2003
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negative creep

A creep, who's negative.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
And i'm stoned.
by chives42 October 10, 2007
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