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fuck me in the neck

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A nonsensical phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Similar to "Oh, my god!"
As Joe reached for his change, the wind blew a 20 dollar bill out of his hand. "Fuck me in the neck!"
by Bobbie Joe Snidely April 26, 2006
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neck fucking

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When a guy has a girl get on her knees and sticks his erect penis against her neck, underneath her chin. He then grabs the back of her head forcing her to look downward holding his penis between her neck and chin, and proceedes to thrust back and forth.
guy: I gave her a good neck fucking last night.
guy 2: Really? How was it?
guy: Surpringly, it felt really good!
by Nocton55 January 28, 2009
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Neck Fucking

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A sexual act that involving stoma penetration with a penis. Also involving the sexual fetish of scarves, turtlenecks, and beards.
A "neck job" is a lot like a blow job, but a lot more like fucking a neck.

Neck fucking is a lot like a Halls commercial.
by Nvledgend April 19, 2011
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Neck Fucker

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A person who fucks the orifice of the neck after decapitating its victim.
That Neck Fucker sure did make a mess last night.
by Jimbob Squarepants November 23, 2006
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Fucking Neck

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"A person who has a lot of nerve to do something that would piss someone else off"
"You've got some "Fucking Neck" telling me you are going to date my daughter"
by David Klye April 21, 2007
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Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt
by No more nights February 24, 2023
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Fucked Neck

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The word ‘Fucked Neck’ is derived from the ancient term of ‘Fuckered Neckus’ and is used to describe a pain in the Neck after a long period of being ideal and still in a single position e.g. a long nights sleep
Person 1 - how was you sleep during the road trip
Person 2 - it was ok besides the fact of me coming down with a case of the ‘Fucked Neck’
by Neon-Crape July 14, 2020
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