National dick day 

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc

Nick: "Yo, rick, its national dick day, you GOTTA suck my dick ASAP."
Rick: "Alright bet nick."
😛

National dick day by zai >:3 June 10, 2024

National Dick Day Bro 

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

National Dick Day Bro by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

national dick pic day 

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

national dick pic day by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

national dick sucking day 

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

national dick sucking day by yrfavho April 11, 2017

National dick pic day 

Happens April 12th it’s when you take a pic of your dick and send it to the person who asked for that pic.

National dick pic day means taking a photo of your dick.

National dick pic day by Yummyd:3 April 11, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National Suck Dick Day by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

national dick sucking day iii 

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

national dick sucking day iii by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019