narp

acronym for Non Athletic Regular Person, usually used as an insult after a death check.

"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"

by AverageLaxer April 18, 2010

NARP

Non-Athletic Random Person

A term the athletes on campus use to describe the rest of the student body

-at a party-
Jock 1: Who the fuck are all these narps???
Jock 2: I know man, like Get out my face!!! Fucking narps get on my nerves.

by Machete Masta G.2 October 2, 2012

narp

"Not a real person" ... used to describe somebody so outrageous their existence as a human being is questionable

Did you see that dude who tried out for American Idol? He was awful...what a narp

by dmty9 January 20, 2011

NARP

Chandler Earnheart- The light skinned boy that originates from northern Virginia with minimal athletic ability and very low game spitting skills.

Yo that kids such a narp, lets kick his ass.

by laxitupp July 5, 2010

NARP

Not A Real Person, someone who is fake or has no sense of what the real world is like around them, they have no clue how to go about doing anything in real life and they seem to live in this imaginary world where no one is right but them.

One of my friends is a NARP because she (a) thinks that music and concerts are "so high school", (b) did not know that in order for the dishes to get clean in the dishwasher you needed to add dish detergent, (c) everything that comes out of her mouth is a complaint, (d) she does not know how to have fun and enjoy new experiences because she is a NARP and lives in a fantasy world and probably won't be able to survive for 10 minutes in the real world alone.

by Arp35 January 25, 2011

NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person; someone who is inferior to others at the game of lacrosse.

Look at that kid, Beau #16, he just dropped that pass....again...NARP!

by Taylor Wynnchizzle April 24, 2010

Narp Vader

A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.

Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.

Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.

Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.

Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?

Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....

by Luke Skynarper November 6, 2013