A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
by Phatern1 December 15, 2008
Get the The Naked Manmug. A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
by nlb08 December 15, 2008
Get the the naked manmug. A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 26, 2018
Get the The Naked Manmug. A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
by nlb08 December 15, 2008
Get the the naked manmug. 1. A man who walks around his house naked without care, even with visitors, and while washing his dishes in full view of students.
2. A well respected principal at a well established high school.
2. A well respected principal at a well established high school.
by Clothed October 7, 2006
Get the Naked Manmug. A folder found in a gay man's house.
They will deny all knowledge of this Naked Man Folder and claim it was for an 'art project'.
They will deny all knowledge of this Naked Man Folder and claim it was for an 'art project'.
by Man Folder May 17, 2007
Get the Naked Man Foldermug. Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.
Good luck guys.
Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
Get the The Naked Mans Curryfestmug.