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N.O.D.

A slightly retarded male or female whom often forgets or has text message conversations that last about 2 seconds; Also has no liscense or car and is the age of 19 or older and is afraid of getting caught with tobacco; his fetishes he cannot overcome which are: masturbating in your mothers bed, and homeless 14 year old girls,
Dang i swear that guy was an N.O.D., He texted me and asked what i was doing and I said nothing much what about you and he just said ok.

That guy is such an N.O.D. do you not see him smoking that cig with that homeless 14 year old?

I swear he's such an N.O.D. he's 19 and afraid that his mom will find his cigs.

I think I found an N.O.D. on my moms bed last night.
by TinyTim&BigBobby January 10, 2010
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G o o d a t f o r t n i t e

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e
by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019
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N.O.D.D.

Nut on daddies penis
(Other word)
I told her last night to N.O.D.D.
by Whalerus25 October 18, 2021
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N.O.D.D.

Nut on daddy d!<k
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N.O.D.D. Is when a male give his partner a specific direction.
by shesthekhi October 19, 2021
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F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds
Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m
by Shaminah April 18, 2021
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n.o.t.d

nut on the dick meaning exactly what it says.
by asinglemf November 5, 2021
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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