Gets My Goat

A slightly tamer version of Fucks Me Off.

Dude: I asked my girlfriend if I could try the Houdini
Friend: She told me I had no chance
Dude: That really gets my goat

by DVFC November 28, 2010

Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Gets my Goat

Get someone's goat. To make someone annoyed or angry

omg sally always eats all my cookies 'that really gets my goat'

by swaggy fag 4 July 25, 2018

Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

by BLoOpZ October 19, 2011

hop off my goat

when someone online says something mildly insulting abt ur goat

"narugod is mid"
"ayo hop off my goat bruh ❌"

by xX_kidneystones_Xx October 1, 2023

What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015