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muzak

A nicer way of saying that a certain music sucks.
"What the Hell is this crap?!"

"It's not crap, it's muzak."
by The Datamonger June 28, 2008
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Muzak

A word used to describe music the speaker doesn't like.
Dude #1: Man, how can you listen to that muzak??

Dude #2: Fuck you, Zeppelin rules
by SmokeyTeeth August 13, 2012
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muzak

the remixed version of a good song played in an elevator
"Hey! Why was this song turned into muzak?"
by Emily Machniak March 14, 2008
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Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.
I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.
by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009
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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store or restaurant over the Muzak system that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in your life so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your extrasensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a specific environment feel with music.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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muzan kibutsuji

Muzan Kibutsuji is practically the reincarnation of Michael Jackson in the universe of Kimetsu no Yaiba: Demon Slayer.

He uncannily looks like Michael Jackson, so normally us fans immediately point out that he looks like the previously mentioned King of Pop.
by Unako October 6, 2019
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