when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.
by legault October 4, 2005
Get the mummifiedmug. When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
Get the Mummifymug. Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
Get the mummified personmug. by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008
Get the mummified dweebomug. Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.
That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!
by John Kyle February 2, 2008
Get the Mummify That Homug. To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007
Get the Mummify Dat Hoemug. Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
Get the Mummified cat manmug.