mugwumps

secrete addictive fluids from erect penis located oddly enough on their foreheads; see reptiles.

mugwumps have no liver and are nourished exclusively on sweets; "any sweets for fats?"

by dreamkurn2001 August 29, 2010

mugwump

Funkiest band in New York, known to get deep down in that ass and funk it out. Also known to be personified by a small gnome/troll/wizard like dude who just wants to chill and get funky. The Mugwump.

Goin to see Mugwump tonight? Grab your hat and your monkey, cuz its time for SooooulFunky

by One Jive Ass Turkey April 19, 2005

Mugwump

A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on skunk cabbage and likes to burrow. Mugwumps can be identified by the low "wumpwumpwumpwump" sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than little ones.

I'm making skunk cabbage flambé for dessert tonight because the mugwumps from the bog next door are coming over for dinner.

by El Wumpo June 23, 2011

mugwump

One who is sexually Ambivalent, having equal attraction to both male and female sexual parners.

'Let me introduce you to someone who specialises in sexual ambivalence. He is mugwump.'
- From the movie Naked Lunch by David Cronenberg 1991.

by Dvd Slut December 28, 2003

Mugwump

a very small penis

"You've got a mugwump man."

by Hakake May 06, 2010