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Muckmouth

Someone who swears a lot.
Can also refer to semen in the mouth of a girl (or boy).
Also a skateboard magazine based in New Zealand.
Alex was wanking in the bath and the jizz landed in his mouth. Bloody muckmouth.
by nobjockey101 October 28, 2008
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mackem

An inhabitant of Sunderland. Often connected to the shipbuilding days where the Wearsiders would "mack em" (make them) before the Tynesiders would "tack em" (take them) to be fitted with engines.
"We mackem and ye tackem"
by Robbo© June 7, 2005
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mucke

the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.
Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!

Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?

Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.

Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
by cuppers April 24, 2010
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mucker

a term used by the irish for friend
alright mucker?
by mck April 23, 2003
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mackem

A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example).

Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland.

All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see?
MACKEM: I'm off to work, i'll be back about half five ok ?

GEORDIE: Am off ta la dole, ta collect me dosh, areet? i'll be back in a bit cos i'm garna spend it on snout an' scratch cards like.
by The mackem July 10, 2004
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mackem

n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.
My goodness, that John Holmes is almost as well-hung as a Mackem.
by Cockney Mackem March 25, 2004
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mucked up

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Oh my god, I mucked up
by PB_nJ January 2, 2021
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