Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D November 08, 2008
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Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.
I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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Mouldy pits

When someones has stinky sweaty pits
Hey guys look at Luka's Mouldy pits!
by 1v@n March 24, 2019
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MOULDY AXEWOUND

Derived from true Glasgwegian(Glasgow, Scotland)a mouldy axewound is a term used so as to describe the pitiful or shameful state of a persons arse. For example an arse crack in this sense is refered to as axewound simply due to the manner in which it is shaped like an axewound. The "mouldy" describes a harful image of an uncleaned or unwiped arse crack.
by niko_05 June 03, 2006
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D November 08, 2008
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Mouldy Taco

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!
by s3ndo November 05, 2011
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mouldy potato

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"
by sAGO-LYFe November 30, 2015
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