moshitis

Any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can't move your head or a limb for a few days.

Dude! went into the pit 4 nights ago and i'm still down with moshitis.

by Will [Neffers] July 18, 2007

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

moshing

A dangerous genre of dancing related to heavy metal/rock music. Usually done in crowded areas by pushing, shoving and jumping. The denser frontal part of a concert gig will usually have the crazier stunts such as trampling and crowd surfing.

Moron: I tried to crowd surf but I was trampled and got a concussion.

Moron 2: Idiot.

by ariel June 11, 2004

Moshing

When you're going nowhere, but EVERYONE is in your way.

Side effects of moshing may include, but are not limited to: light-headedness, bruises, bloody noses, broken noses, loss of balance, and in extreme cases unconsciousness.

Also, everyone who is in your way will be out of your way, unless you're doing it wrong.

by Jowithoutan E May 4, 2009

Moshi Moshi

Moshi Moshi or 'Moshi' for short is a phrase used to initiate a period of time where everyone in a group puts their phones face down on the nearest table without picking it up, for the purpose of enjoying the moment and each others' presence.(Usually right after a smoke sesh)

Yo moshi moshi guys, we're all are glued to our phones right now and it's killing the vibe.

by Jalan Dukuh Indah, LLC February 8, 2020

electro moshing

The insane dancing associated with electro gigs. Dancers either mimic the movements of the DJs or do their own thing, normally the latter one. Doing your own thing consists of seizure like movements coupled with jumping.

People have been known to suffer broken toes and occasional kidney punches from such an activity.

Two people holding onto each other while dancing at a gig.

Person 1: Hang on! The break in the song is coming!
Person 2: Oh man!
Person 1: Watch out for this guy in the white shirt, his electro moshing is going to knock us out!

by whydee November 27, 2011

moshi moshi police desuka

"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.

"Moshi moshi police desuka?"

"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"

by Elytr July 30, 2020