Mortimer
When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members
Mortimer by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023
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Mortimer Jordan
Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
Mortimer Syndrome
1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
Mortimer Syndrome by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
Mortimer Goth
A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Mortimer Goth by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021
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