Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.
John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol
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The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.
Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.
I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.
Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.
I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!
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