Moose Day

The 25th of January; first celebrated by silly girls in 2007. One must scream "Moose!" and splay one's hands behind one's head like moose antlers.

"OMG! Tomorrow's Moose Day!!!!" squealed the gleeful little kid.

by Harlott February 17, 2008

weapons of moose destruction

Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!

Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!

by jezz February 17, 2004

Moose Daddy

A very tall white male with long thick hair, a decent built, has a decent amount of body hair, and daddy as fuck

Girl 1: that big ass dude is your man?
Girl 2: yea girl, thats my moose daddy

by FatherMoose September 26, 2017

Moose-Donkey

Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.

The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.

by RIGHTWINGJOE April 22, 2011

moose dyke

Less dangerous than a bull dyke but just as ugly.

Is Rosie O'Donnell a bull dyke? Nah she's a moose dyke!

by ewconti January 2, 2010

Moose Drool

The combination of sweat, fumunda cheese and vaginal secretions in the area of female genitalia, equivalent of Duck Butter and most likely caused by an irritated moose knuckle.

Yo, that nasty bitch must have a gallon of Moose Drool in her pants.

by Mr. Doodles October 27, 2017

Michael Moore'd

Becoming highly over-exposed, to the point of diminishing returns or where it backfires on you.

From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:

"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."

by Mr. Subliminal August 1, 2009