- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
Get the Ted Mosby mug.When someone performs the Shoryuken move from Street Fighter onto a fat-man's moob, causing it to swing up into the air
Guy #1: Dude look at that fat guy, I'm totally gonna give him a Moobyuken
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned
by BigPalooka December 4, 2009
Get the Moobyuken mug.a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013
Get the The Ted Mosby mug.The act of confessing feelings for a girl way too early.
This term comes from the show How I Met Your Mother, after the main character Ted Mosby tells a girl he's interested in that he thinks he's in love with her after their first date.
Later in the series, the term "Mosbying" is coined after Ted's friend Barney hooks up with a girl at a party, doesn't want to see her again, and tell her he's in love with her to make her want nothing to do with him.
This term comes from the show How I Met Your Mother, after the main character Ted Mosby tells a girl he's interested in that he thinks he's in love with her after their first date.
Later in the series, the term "Mosbying" is coined after Ted's friend Barney hooks up with a girl at a party, doesn't want to see her again, and tell her he's in love with her to make her want nothing to do with him.
Guy A: I don't understand what happened. She seemed really into him. How did he scare her off?
Guy B: Mosbying.
Guy B: Mosbying.
by Glamoiglia November 23, 2011
Get the Mosbying mug.1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.
2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.
3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.
3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!
Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.
Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.
by HIMYM fan May 8, 2009
Get the Ted Mosby mug.To drop a Moorby - is to mess something up, not do something, to absolutely nause it up or forget to do something
I should have picked the kids up from school but forgot - I dropped a moorby!
I had a deadline for a work project but forgot to do it - I dropped a moorby
I had a deadline for a work project but forgot to do it - I dropped a moorby
by wing cdr smythe February 22, 2014
Get the Dropped a Moorby mug.Telling someone romantically involved with you that you are in love with them, completely out of the blue. Making them be completely repelled by you in any romantic way.
A:damn man, i gotta get rid of shelly, Im not into her.
B:just pull a mosby on her, dude.
C:yea man, you can mosby the crap out of her.
B:just pull a mosby on her, dude.
C:yea man, you can mosby the crap out of her.
by Tedmosby76 May 21, 2009
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