Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

by timsworld May 19, 2015

Sock Monkey

A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"

Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.

by evil robaroo June 26, 2008

sock monkey

A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)

"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."

by Suzy Creamcheeze July 9, 2009

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

by slevin87 November 15, 2010

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003

Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013