paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats paint

babbon in a paint shop who is hungry

by Dustman January 12, 2002

Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

it prints money

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.

Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.

by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

monkeypoint

Being so mega balling at basketball that you hit that monkeypoint.

I am currently hitting that monkeypoint.

by ScottLee666 September 22, 2022