chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

money chicken

Meaning something that is really good.

That food was money chicken.

by London Rob July 26, 2006

money chicken

Something that is totally cool radical or awesome.
The bomb.com

Man that girl's body is all money chicken.
"I just found a 20 on the floor in the subway." "Man thats money chicken!"

Hey that fine ass girl gave me her number, thats Money chicken hommey.

I just won the damn lottery that money chicken!

I knocked that fool out with one blow thats money chicken!

by Big Chris aka the Don of Radnet July 26, 2006

Cash Money No Check

When you do something cool or something is cool

Nigga where you get those shoes them hoes is cash money no check

by JayT30 March 20, 2023

moneychicken

Fried chicken from a restaurant at such a low price you could actually make money by eating it.

They're selling it for what? That's some moneychicken.

by chickenup May 13, 2019

Chicken Money

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.

Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.

by ChknDllr August 29, 2023