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Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Monkey Balls

A nasty chafing of the nut sack region that causes the inflicted individual to walk in a monkey-like state.

Often caused by heavy sweating of the nether regions, combined with tight, ill-fitting clothes and excessive 70's style disco dancing.
From the look of that dude's apish stroll, he must have a nasty case of the monkey balls.
by pacoGAME May 28, 2009
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monkey balls

(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.
"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"
by fugitive247 October 30, 2004
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kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .
Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls
by monicari June 24, 2007
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Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 29, 2008
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monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb
by Kiki May 7, 2005
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