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Put your money where your mouth is 

To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling
Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!
Monkey Mouth by Munki King November 24, 2020

Monkey mouth

A horrible taste in your mouth the morning after a heavy drinking session. Can be made worse by additions of:-
-Kebab
-Tobacco
-Pizza
" I have bad case of monkey mouth this morning"
Monkey mouth by reynolpj December 10, 2006

vertical monkey mouth 

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
vertical monkey mouth by CYPF. March 26, 2017

money on mother 

money on mother
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah

this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY