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Mochahost scam 

A scam run by a fraudulent company that involves attracting customers by setting up (or just copying) a seemingly independent review website, giving the highest marks and great comments to the fraudsters, and less favorable reviews to honest competitors.
If we run a Mochahost scam, we can get away with selling more of our crap products, while making our naive competitors suffer.
Mochahost scam by top11hosting December 23, 2013
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The softest most precious member of BTS
Me: *sees picture of Jimin*
Me: O MY GOODNESS MY LIL MOCHI BABY
Mochi by Kawaii Weeb June 3, 2018

Mocha Stroka 

A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
Mocha Stroka by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012

mochabogue 

pron. "mo-kuh-bogue"
a cigarette
"Nothing like a Coke and a mochabogue before a class."
mochabogue by Larry Martin January 11, 2009

Mochi Cheeks 

It implies that someone has soft cheeks. Mochi is used to refer to a cute person.
It is a popular adjective and it's not exclusively a nickname for BTS' Jimin.

Mochi is also a Japanese dessert.
Look how soft his cheeks are! He definitely has mochi cheeks.
Mochi Cheeks by achascuseme May 29, 2019

papa mochi 

Rm: Do you want to go to a dance paractice??
Jimin: I want to see papa mochi dance.
papa mochi by Lil mochi February 27, 2020

Mochi Medo

A Mochi Medo is a weird ass little girl that looks and acts younger than she is. There’s not many words that explain her, there just something really off about her.
Gerald: Did you see that weird ass little girl?

Random person: Alyssa?
Gerald: Yea she’s such a freakin mochi medo
Mochi Medo by Lilgerald October 21, 2020