mollywop

beatin tha hell outta bitch

Bitch: You aint finna do shit to me u Rick James lookin skank.... Other Girl: Honey plz I'll mollywop your James Brown lookin, Keyshia Cole lovin ass....

by chile cheese July 31, 2009

mollywop

a mollywop is when a man rests his testicles on your forehead for a few seconds.

Jeff: Hey Lisa can you come here for a min
Lisa: Sure honey I'm coming
Jeff: MOLLYWOP
Lisa: Geez Jeff I just love it when you put your nuts on my forehead

by carolsusan February 19, 2013

mollywop

1. the action of back slapping another person across the face so hard with and extremely large dick that it wraps around the chosen other's head, and hits them on the opposite cheek
2. when a male slaps his penis on a females cheek and the penis bends around and hits her other cheek

- "omg yo, that girl last night made me so hard... i grew to like 8 inches"
- "dude! did u mollywop her with that anaconda?!"
- "nah yo, i would've needed a few more inches to do that"

by raeandbryn June 29, 2010

mollywop

to kick someones a**.

She is gonna mollywop that bit**.

by dramaqueen March 31, 2007

mollywop

to smack yourself in the balls by accident

I just mollywopped myself and boy does it sting!

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

mollywop

to accidentally smack yourself in the genitalia.

While pulling on his pants, Joe Schmo mollywopped himself so hard he cried.

by Rauer May 11, 2006

Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022