Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Vogoins July 25, 2008

mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence

Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!

by cyclopsee May 17, 2010

Dirty Mistress Club

a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.

The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.

by DMC1 February 18, 2009

Mistress

female PIMP

by ac July 22, 2003

Mistress Rage

Mistress Rage is a former Dominatrix and current BDSM educator, fetish model and former DJ for WRUW Cleveland who became infamous for her banned YouTube videos. Mistress Rage can also be heard in the Nine Inch Nails "Discipline" remix and on The Pusher's "Rubber City Hustler" CD. Mistress Rage was the subject of the documentary "The Joy of Pain" where she discusses what BDSM is(and isn't) about . Her informative interviews can be found many places online.

I went to see a bondage class held by Mistress Rage.

by FireTree January 27, 2010

moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022