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mossy bank

A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing
Donna from that 70's show has a dank mossy bank.
by pileofbutts December 19, 2013
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mossy cleft

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
by Sam W March 9, 2007
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mossy

n.
1. a person of great integrity, resilience, sustainability; true blue, forever, dependable.
2. a bearer of enthusiasm, delight. a supporter of new life on the earth.
3. in ancient times, it has been said to be used as a name for a loving grandmother, always there to support the earth's little ones.

adj.
• like, similar to the moss of the earth, resilient, bringing forth new seeds of life, able to survive even when other living forms can't.
n. She was called Mossy, the one who delighted in all the young offspring. Mossy nurtured their bodies, their souls, and their dreams in a way that only a good grandmother could do!
adj. The mossy bank was always there. It held the moisture from the air even when all else what drying and dying off from the drought. Seeds blew to the mossy beds to grow their roots and start new life.
by mosswhisper September 4, 2013
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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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MosYEETo

MosYEETo is the same as mosquito, but a MosYEETo is a mosquito that has learned the arts of YEETERS, basically a MosYEETo is a mosquito a 8364739727293793839384 times stronger than an actual mosquito, they can basically yeet you out of a planet. They are also a meme, bEt yOu dIdNt kNoW dAt.
Hey look at that guy, he looks like a buff MosYEETo
by My name is Ethan November 25, 2019
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Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.
I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!
by Kalibama December 25, 2009
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Mosyndrical

A term used to describe an amazingly cool and awesome situation or idea. It can be used to describe people, parties and even objects.
"The beer sucked but the party was mosyndrical!"
by Jacoby Reinhardt April 18, 2010
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