minivan

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

by A Pissed Off Person January 27, 2005

minivan

A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

by Dennis Le July 16, 2008

minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

by bananaduck December 29, 2003

minivan

The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

by Scott Nikkel May 30, 2005

minivan

A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

by sölvi September 5, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003