Minimalist Weeb

A Weeabo that hides their weebness from the world, often by buying little merchandise, and saving forms of expressing their obsession to occasional fanfiction and manga. This type of Closet Weeb is often very successful in appearing normal, and may also be an introvert.

'No, I don't have any figurines, I'm just a Minimalist Weeb'

by Mage in a Barrel May 31, 2019

tax-me minimalist

any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people

erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?

pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?

erin - he's a self martyr.

pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.

by Harry Day March 17, 2010

Minimalistic

Minimalistic is a pretentious and, ironically, an overblown and maximalist way of saying minimal. Favoured by Millennial designers in talking about their work, it is now creeping into wider usage. It is only trumped by the use of minimalisticness.

I made it all monotone to keep everything as minimalistic as possible.

I'm a real minimalistic designer.
I love the minimalisticness of the typography!

by MrSeymour June 1, 2018

minimalist

n. one who puts forth as little effort as possible

"I'm a minimalist, make your own example."

by Stupid Underwear November 21, 2009

Minimalistic

Minamal and realistic.

The price I have quoted for a new air conditioner is minimalistic. It is minamal and realistic.

by joemamma2 July 20, 2015

minimalist typography

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"

Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography

by eljest September 2, 2019

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008