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michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.
Michael Millward will dominate this world.
by Michael Millward February 13, 2018
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Harry Millward

The sexiest man alive. Literally the best at everything he does. Especially pulling the women. Extremely skinny and lightweight but has a six pack and huge pecs. Everyone wants to be friends with him since he has such a large BBC. If u don’t like him you should lock yourself up in a mental hospital you dirty pig. Everyone loves him and Harry loves everyone. Be like Harry.
“Harry Millward has a gigantic horse cock
by h.millwaard26 November 22, 2021
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Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.
Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!
by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005
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Millwarded

Absolutely bolloxed, mashed up and in a bit of a mess
Dan was proper Millwarded last night!
by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017
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millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
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Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
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Millie (millbag, milliard)

A millie is a Northern Irish FEMALE Chav. The term has been around long before chav existed.

It goes back to the days when the rough and working class fishwives worked in the Linen Mills, hence millie.

The male equivalent is 'spide'. Its roots and origins are unknown, but spides normally hang around corners with massive carryouts and hurl abuse at passersby.
Don't wear that cheap transparent white dress, you look like a millie.
by Lemmalola July 1, 2005
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