by Michael Millward February 13, 2018
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by h.millwaard26 November 22, 2021
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n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.
Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!
by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005
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Get the Millwarded mug.The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
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by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
Get the Millard handshake mug.A millie is a Northern Irish FEMALE Chav. The term has been around long before chav existed.
It goes back to the days when the rough and working class fishwives worked in the Linen Mills, hence millie.
The male equivalent is 'spide'. Its roots and origins are unknown, but spides normally hang around corners with massive carryouts and hurl abuse at passersby.
It goes back to the days when the rough and working class fishwives worked in the Linen Mills, hence millie.
The male equivalent is 'spide'. Its roots and origins are unknown, but spides normally hang around corners with massive carryouts and hurl abuse at passersby.
by Lemmalola July 1, 2005
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