Millwall

Millwall are supposed to have the worst fans in the history of football, that is not a fact at all, it is in fact very wrong, they only ever show millwall on the TV, thats the worst DOWN SOUTH, look up north, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle and even Glasgow if you go high enough, don't get me started with the southern fairies, they just cry because they get beat.

The millwall fan shook his fist as hard as he could until the football knocked him out.

by OMG_SoX November 25, 2004

millwall

shittiest club in london. all they sing is no one likes us which is true because they are so wank. inbred. they act tough but at we all saw in green street west ham are fukin on top(just like how everyones on top of millwall ladies coz theyre all whores)

american: hey lad what sawccer football team do you support
millwall fan: millwall
american: omg even ik that they are so wank

by rozlarrr May 14, 2023

Millwall Brick

Originally created by MillWall fans a "Millwall Brick" is a newspaper rolled up lengthways and then folded in the middle creating a solid square end. Held correctly can be as damaging as a brick. Another use for this is taping the end and attaching a piece of string to the end and the swinging it around, this can cause a great amount of damage as it is very light but as hard as a brick.

"i'll smash him up with a millwall brick"

by Bobby103 September 18, 2006

Millwall F.C.

Millwall F.C. is an English football (soccer) team from London. Millwall plays at The Den, which is in Bermondsey, not Millwall proper. Millwall is a prototypical second and third tier football team, though occasionally they will break into the top tier of English football. Millwall is unfortunately associated with some of the more undesirable aspects of football, including hooliganism.

Millwall has a famous chant proclaiming 'No one likes us', but clearly that is not the case, as they have supporters all over the world.

Millwall F.C. is a football club from London.

No one likes us, we don't care, we are Millwall, Super Millwall, we are Millwall from the Den.

by Stargoat November 6, 2012

Millwall Brick

Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.

Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.

by Nokia God June 15, 2016

Millwall Brick

The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.

Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.

I got my skull fractured by a Millwall Brick.

by Festa May 17, 2006

Millwall Fan

A half-wit scumbag who thinks he's hard cos of his clubs past history. Cannot speak English as in firty free(33), sarf London(south London), fik as fuk(not very clever).Usually lives in the rat-infested council estates of Bermondsey & drinks shandy!!!

That Millwall Fan only fights little boys.A spotty-faced gypo eating pie & mash.

by L.B. looney October 16, 2006