Milk Dud

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

milk dud

the male anal g-spot

Craig likes it when Doug goes for the milk dud.

by babygreen October 3, 2008

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 7, 2015

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003