MilHouse

A Character off the popular TV Show the simpsons rumoured to be based on Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years Bart Simpsons best friend and is a target by neslon, jimbo and kearney

milhouse van houten

by Brother Number One December 6, 2003

MilHouse

-Term meaning dork,uncool and really nerdy.
-Bart's best friend on "The Simpsons"

Guy 1:Look at that milhouse!
Guy 2:Yeah,he's so totally a milhouse,dude!

(Homer to Milhouse while playing a board game)Ha ha ha! It looks like you,poindexter!

by TotallyMilhouse October 10, 2003

Milhouse

A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.

Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.

Example 1:

Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."

Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."

Example 2:

Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."

Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."

Example 3:

Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."

Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"

by IEATRICE December 15, 2008

milhouse

someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo

cd is being such a milhouse today

by harold hunter September 6, 2005

milhouse

MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness

girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!

by Britt January 3, 2004

Milhouse

an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.

'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'

by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2004