mijo

A friend or "homeboy" in a new slang created by Paul "the mijo" A.
Someone you trust and know.

you are my mijo

by Paul "the mijo" A. June 3, 2003

Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?

Mijo is one hung mofo!!

by Sheldon April 10, 2005

Mijo

Every dude named Mijo is sexy AF. They're banging hot and SMOKING. They will pick up your chick like it's a piece of Aerogel. You'll never meet an ugly Mijo.

Bro 1: Hey that guy is SMOKING. What's his name?
Bro 2: BRO, that's Mijo!

by Heyitsmearealone July 15, 2020

Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005

x_.mijo

A tiktok user who can post up to 30 videos a day.

Cares a lot for their mutuals and treats them in a loving way.
Very entertaining yet concerning individual.

Person A: Do you know x_.mijo? They’re my mutual!
Person B: Yes I’m their favourite kitten.
Person A: What

by oraredd May 4, 2022

x_.mijo

A tiktok account and a person that would beg on their knees for you to send albedo porn. a very good mommy too, apsolutley gorgeous person. now that i think about it THERES WAY MORE PEOPLE ON THE ACCOUNT. In conclusion, an account full of fags

Look! its x_.mijo! a adorable gay person

by alexis' big balls May 5, 2022

Mijo

Adjective • A word that is used to describe a person that is smaller in comparison to whom ever is using this word.

"Your a mijo"

by WalkerC November 18, 2024