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Facebook Mindfuck

1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect

2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.

3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."

"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"

"What a facebook mindfuck!"
by acitsAstica October 7, 2009
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Chatzy Mindfuck

When you piss someone off on Chatzy so they come back as their significant other to bitch at you for being mean.
Chatzy user: My girlfriend is throwing up and having a panic attack in the other room and although, if I was real, I should really be comforting her and possibly cleaning up the puke, I've decided to log in and tell you all what a horrible bunch of meanie bobeanies you are! It's not her fault the word "willy" makes her suicidal!

All the other users: Whoa! That was a Chatzy mindfuck!
by Hotchski July 19, 2009
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mindfucky

containing content whose depth/multiple layers of meaning and/or paradox is enough to melt your face
Man, Lost is so mindfucky. It's like a bad trip.
by Threarah February 26, 2011
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badass mindfucker

A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.
She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2019
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mindfuck

Mindfuck- The process of raping someone's intelligence and/or beliefs with lies and manipulation. The only defense is instinct and intuition; otherwise known as the TRUTH.
Man: Are you crazy??? I would never fuck my ex-girlfriend! She's my ex for a reason!

Woman: Then why did she text you "I had fun riding your cock last night", when you told me you were taking your grandpa to the doctor?

Man: Because she's crazy baby. She's just jealous.

Woman: STOP trying to mindfuck me!
by fuckedover23 November 6, 2012
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mindfuck

the act of confusing someone also known as mindfucking
by ickyonions March 7, 2012
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Roundhouse Mindfuck

A spin-off or carry-on of the term "mindfuck".

A temporary amnesiac state of mind endured by someone caused by the following scenario (or similar):

After one has been studying or researching intensively for a long period of time, he/she comes across a piece of complex information which warps him/her into a "mindfuck". The attempt of comprehending this mind-tangling data acts as the ignition point of an epic-scale memory implosion of the individual, thus, in simple terms, wiping out from short term memory anything the individual studied or learned in that long period of intensive study/research.
After a month of studying like an absolute fucking maniac for his exams, Edmund stumbles across Einstein's lost and unpublished answers to the Universe.

Edmund: Holy fucking shit... *blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, how do you solve this equation??

Edmund: I....don't....know....*still blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, you look messed up, did you get a mindfuck?

Edmund: No man....(long pause) I got a ROUNDHOUSE mindfuck
by Whuz Afa August 24, 2011
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