The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!
by Josh- August 31, 2011
A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018
by Harry pubes July 25, 2021
It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.
by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020
When dumpsty has had her fair share of Michelob ultras and her pungent breath reeks like a dumpster she is
by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 October 3, 2019