Mesale

Annoying

Mesale is annoying

by Hiimynameisbob September 1, 2021

Sleezy measles

Is the act of slapping the girl in the face with her day old tampon while you are performing anal sex.

She was on the rag last night wich resulted in the sleezy measles.

by 6sleezye9 March 14, 2007

dying of measles

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.

No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.

by TheManW/ThePlan April 14, 2007

German measles

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.

Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.

by natious January 14, 2009

megalesbian

A lesbian who exhibits many or all qualities of a stereotypical lesbian, I.e. owns power tools, butch hair cut, loves sports.

Hey did you see Cassandra roll in on her Harley?

Yeah that chick is a real megalesbian.

by Lazybum4sale August 7, 2020

Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022

measles

fuckin measles

person 1: measles
person 2: omg

by foolmanchu69 July 28, 2022