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fuckin measles
measles by foolmanchu69 July 28, 2022
Amy is someone mysterious you see walking down the hallways every day. Something about their expression and the way they move sparks curiosity in you. You end up asking questions like, “Why do they smell like gorgonzola and toenail clippings?” and “Why do they only shower during solar eclipses?” You’ll never know the answer.
Person A: Did someone shit on the floor? It reeks!

Person B: No, that’s just Amy.
Amy by foolmanchu69 April 6, 2022