MERL

Half man, half girl. Can drink as much as a college boy, but still has female sex appeal. The most notorious MERL, rumoured to be named 'Noor', attends the University of Colorado at Boulder and can be spotted at the bars on a daily basis on the prowl. Though there is no actual documentation of this MERL, many have claimed to have spotted her on several occasions. Use caution in the presence of a MERL.

"God I love being half man, half girl"
"MERL, you probably shouldn't say that in public anymore"

"MERL you are the coolest 'guy' in the house"

by cupcake16 April 28, 2009

Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

Merl

Merl is a Content Creator from the UK who is known for streaming Fortnite on Twitch.

He currently has over 100,000 subscribers on YouTube!

Hey look! Merl posted a new video!

by FortniteBR January 16, 2021

Merl

A term used as an insult.
Somewhat like the word jerk.

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go get laid?"
Girl: "No, you're such a merl!"

by Erika Elite Tx March 16, 2008

merle

A polite way of calling someone haggard. Based on the name of country music icon Merle Haggard.

"It's Monday and this bar is full of merles, we should have a good chance of going home with someone tonight."

by mc oroville December 2, 2005

merle

Merle (m-url) is a rare mammal species long thought by scientists to be extinct. Although the merle physically appears very similar to human beings, it is genetically closer to an orangutangue. A merle was recently discovered living amongst humans in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Very few studies have been conducted on this Merle as it becomes enraged when approached by scientists.

Why are you attacking me!? You're acting like a Merle!

by Mimfucker April 26, 2008

merle

looking or feeling wasted or exhausted; as in "haggard".

I felt merle after I pulled the all-nighter.

by potreroist July 5, 2012