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Meriluz

The Hispanic slang word for a courtesan, sugar baby or escort but less sophisticated and refined.

More like a dollar store, tacky escort with extra perks. The women are known for in cheap and trashy tattoos, big hoop earrings, boobs always on display and the outfits are usually from Rue21 and involve leopard print. They target much older white men or gringos as their main mark, preferably a below average looking white man with a Latina fetish.
That old white man spent all his money on vacations, rent and jewelry for his Meriluz.

Have you seen the horse mouth on Meriluz, it’s why all the gringos give up their money and borrow from their IRA’s

Does anyone have 5 dollars, a midi joint and a Rue 21 gift card I’m meeting with my meriluz tonight
by Selena4life November 14, 2021
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Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".
"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."
by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007
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Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.
"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."
by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013
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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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kent meridian high school

a VERY ghetto school, full of fake gang bangers, bitches who got a bigger body count than their gpa, and a bunch of students with stds
“bitch i think i got herpes”

“really? i think im pregnant
“who’d you fuck
“naw who’d you fuck”

*both*
“someone from kent meridian high school
by smhwannabenarcs September 19, 2018
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Merlijn

Big dick energie
He has a big merlijn
by Merlijn November 6, 2019
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Merlissa

The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.
'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'
by MysterT April 18, 2017
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