merf

1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep

a)
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!

b)
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.

by Douglas J. Kozlowski August 19, 2006

MERF

Male Exclusionary Radical Feminist

It's the type of radical feminist who thinks men are unable to sympathize with women's issues and/or grasp feminist theory. They, just like anti-feminists, agree that all male feminists are either sexual predators or just seeking approval.

She called me a brocialist and told me that men can't call themselves feminst. She's such a MERF.

by AENDKKMAC May 31, 2019

merf

A thought that you are unable to properly formulate to words, or is indescribable.

I had a thought, but it's a merf, so I have no way to tell you what it is.

by V. Hoelzer January 1, 2004

MERF

Male Exclusionary Radical Feminist. The only true branch of feminism which focuses on the liberation of females from male oppression aka “The patriarchy” (I.e females rights to own body,men using their biological advantages against females to “keep her down”, etc ) They recognize that Only females can be feminist, males can only be allies.

TwitterNeckbeard: Shut up Terf!
Merf: Actually I’m A Male Exclusionary radical Feminist. I believe Mediocre males pretending to be extraordinary females is a mockery to sports.

by OvaryActing April 2, 2021

MERF

Male-exclusionary radical feminist

Edwina is a total MERF - she doesn't want anything to do with males in any capacity.

by Edwina Cutwater January 24, 2023

Merf

A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.

When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".

by Stargazer1738 June 17, 2017

Merf

A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.

I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.

by djmc1234 February 13, 2017