Melon Head 

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

Melon Head by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

Melon Head 

Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.

Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?

Melon Head by Will McDunn July 20, 2008

melon head 

Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter

random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head

melon head by Djsmoohty September 22, 2009

melon head 

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.

melon head by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

melon head 

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

melon head by parker February 22, 2005

Melon head 

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

Melon head by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Melon head 

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

Melon head by I’m sand December 4, 2020