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A sour old person that festers in their misery, and slowly sucks others into their miserable vortex.
Visually very displeasing to the eye.
Highly susceptible to media propaganda and COVID-19.
You are putting Melanoma's at risk by not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask.
My god that woman is an unbearable melanoma, I cant make eye contact with it anymore its going to rot my soul.
Melanoma by DougyDOOOUG February 10, 2022

Melatosanin

Definition: A funny and expressive way for anyone to describe how they feel — like a personal “energy level.”

Since everyone has melanin, Melatocanin represents the natural energy and mood that lives in all of us. When you’re full of life, excitement, and good vibes, your Melatocanin is high. When you’re tired, sad, or just not feeling it, your Melatocanin is low.

⚠️ This word can only be used by people with a good sense of humor.

Created by IG @eddiestaylor
Pronunciation: mel-uh-toe-sah-nin

“Why are you dancing this early?” — “Because my Melatosanin is sky high today!”
“You seem quiet.” — “Yeah, my Melatosanin running on low power right now.”
“He always joking around — his Melatosanin stays up!”
Melatosanin by eddiestaylor October 30, 2025