McHebe's

Noun.- A historic bar in Nassau County, Long Island. Before it's impromptu closure in 2006, It's patronage was made up of almost entirely of Hofstra kids.

Among it's most memorable achievements were it's 80's happy hour with free beer, sorority lingerie party's, celebrity guest appearances, and white trash wednesdays.

Legend has it that it was named because a Long Island Jew and an Irish guy teamed up to create the ultimate college bar.

For anyone who is a HU alum, or lived within a 20 mile radius know that it may have possibly been the best bar in the history of bars.

I just moved into off campus housing and it's sick because it's only three blocks from McHebe's.

by CT Blueshirt August 6, 2007

Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

McHeat

The heat that radiates off of a McDonalds bag (preferrebly containing Snack Wraps) on a cold night at Vermont Tech.

"yo man, that mcheat is ballin, its fucking cold in the car."

by Texy January 6, 2009

mechemo

a person who sympathises for an non human object - usually a robot with intelligence

could also be a person who cries over a lost device (cellfone, ipod, laptop etc).

i would be a mechemo if my mechatron died

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018