meat grinder

"meatgrinder", originally used by arnie in classic Predator i.e. "Bullshit all of it, they cooked up a story and dropped us into the meatgrinder!". Term used to describe something unpleasent, in particular work.

"the meatgrinder doesn't last forever" i.e. one day we will all be fat paid and be living of our pention schemes etc.

by Vinni Kiniki May 13, 2005

Meat Grinder

This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.

Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."

by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009

Meat grinder

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

Meat Grinder

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.

Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'

by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010

meat grinder

one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species

Hayter cried after his meat grinding mistress made him bleed

by LBalla February 5, 2005

Meat Grinders

A female who works a mans penis.

Lets go to the bar and find some meat grinders!

by ShaneH Fap February 21, 2011

Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out

I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.

by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013